When the state of the union gets a little too stressful, reach for a founding-era fix with our exclusive Pocket Constitution Stress Reliever! Modeled after the ubiquitous Pocket Constitution (pocket-sized printed editions of the U.S. Constitution), our tension-reducing edition is sized at a revolutionary 3.5 x 2.5 inches. This squishy little tiny tome is perfect for channeling your inner Madison, Hamilton, or Jay—minus the quill and political drama. Whether you're enduring a heated debate or just trying to uphold your personal pursuit of happiness, this patriotic pal is here to help you squeeze through it.
- measuring 3.5 x 2.5 inches
- Not a toy; not for pets
